I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?

meloetta:

bruh-chan…

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

  • Baby Leo: ............
  • Parent: Nothing. Nothing at all? Come on you're fucking 7 say ANYTHING.
  • Baby Leo: g...g..
  • Parent: OH MY GOSH YES WHAT IS IT
  • Baby Leo: Go away
  • Parent: Excuse me